Food by Jim Gaffigan
Length: 352 pages
Audiobook Length: 7 hours and 17 minutes
First Published: 2014
Have you ever finished a meal that tasted horrible but not noticed until the last bite?
Eaten in your car so you wouldn’t have to share with your children? Gotten hungry while watching a dog food commercial? Does the presence of green vegetables make you angry?
If you answered yes to any of the following questions, you are pretty pathetic, but you are not alone. Feast along with America’s favorite food comedian, bestselling author, and male supermodel Jim Gaffigan as he digs into his specialty: stuffing his face. Food: A Love Story is an in-depth, thoroughly uninformed look at everything from health food to things that people actually enjoy eating.
Quotes from Food
I wouldn’t trust them skinnies with food advice.
I don’t know much about grammar, but I think kale salad is what they call a “double negative.
I’m convinced that anyone who doesn’t like Mexican food is a psychopath.
I treat my body like a temple. A temple of doom, but a temple nonetheless.
I for one can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels. Many of them are two-word phrases that end with cheese.
About Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan is an American comedian and author of two humor books, Dad is Fat and Food: A Love Story. Gaffigan currently lives in New York City with his five Jeannie and their five children. Visit the author’s website →