The Kiss Quotient by Helen Hoang
Length: 366 pages
Audiobook Length: 9 hours and 36 minutes
First Published: 2018
Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases–a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with, and way less experience in the dating department than the average thirty-year-old.
It doesn’t help that Stella has Asperger’s and French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. Her conclusion: she needs lots of practice–with a professional. Which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. The Vietnamese and Swedish stunner can’t afford to turn down Stella’s offer, and agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan–from foreplay to more-than-missionary position…
Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses, but crave all of the other things he’s making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges will convince Stella that love is the best kind of logic…
Quotes from The Kiss Quotient
All the things that make you different make you perfect.
I don’t want just a night or a week or a month with you. I want you all the time. I like you better than calculus, and math is the only thing that unites the universe.
She didn’t know how to be semi-interested in something. She was either indifferent . . . or obsessed.
When you love someone, you fight for them in every way you know how.
She had a disorder, but it didn’t define her. She was Stella. She was a unique person.
About Helen Hoang
Helen Hoang is the author of The Kiss Quotient and the forthcoming book, The Bride Test. She was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder in 2016, along the lines of what was previously called Asperger’s Syndrome. She currently lives in California with her husband and children. Visit the author’s website →